I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing...
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling it becomes funny.
The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It...
Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction I think. But...
It's funny. You succeed but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got...
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people...
Hollywood's just not funny.
A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is I've died...
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an...
I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is...
I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny...
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright like just always as...
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea then I...
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been only with money. He...
Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so...
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by...
Keep your sense of humor my friend if you don't have a sense of humor it...
Do you know it's funny but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage...
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when...
Comediennes are the lucky ones because if you're funny you can be 125 years...
My hair has never been my greatest feature so that was funny enough unto...
As a general thing when a woman wears the pants in a family she has a good right to them.
