My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
The food here is terrible and the portions are too small.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
If you're not failing every now and again it's a sign you're not doing...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience but as far as meaningless...
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed...
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed...
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
On the plus side death is one of the few things that can be done as easily...
Marriage is the death of hope.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I don't believe in the after life although I am bringing a change of...
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Life doesn't imitate art it imitates bad television.
What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous.
