A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the...
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than...
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who...
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop you haven't seen her...
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Peace has its victories no less than war but it doesn't have as many...
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
When a fellow says 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing ' it's...
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should...
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your...
Men are not punished for their sins but by them.
Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware...
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have...
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have...
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have...
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path give...
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that...
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
There is no point in launching technology before customers are ready to use it.
