When you see what some women marry you realize how they must hate to work...
And verily a woman need know but one man well in order to understand all...
Some women can be fooled all of the time and all women can be fooled some of...
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting...
Never trust a husband too far nor a bachelor too near.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side his nobler instincts...
A fool and her money are soon courted.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance matrimony a matter of money and divorce...
Marriage is like twirling a baton turning hand springs or eating with...
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Love the quest marriage the conquest divorce the inquest.
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing...
Before marriage a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you...
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what...
After marriage a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right...
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still...
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of...
A husband is what is left of a lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Jealousy is the tie that binds and binds and binds.
The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him the woman who...
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the...
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple woman's punishment...
A sublime faith in human imbecility has seldom led those who cherish it astray.
