Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Like religion politics and family planning cereal is not a topic to be...
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity as...
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children...
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have...
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until...
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for go live with a...
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that...
Thanks to my mother not a single cardboard box has found its way back into...
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you...
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary...
I'm a father that's what matters most. Nothing matters more.
