For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the...
I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
Alas! if the principles of contentment are not within us the height of station and worldly grandeur will as soon add a cubit to a man's stature as to his happiness.
