Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and...
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
I've never written a movie I'm not in the movie business. I go out to L.A. and I'm like everyone else wandering around in a daze hoping I see movie stars. I write the novels that the movies are based on and that feels like enough of a job for me.
