Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and...
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
I used to think like Moses. That knocked me down for a couple years and put me in prison. Then I start thinking like Job. Job waited and became the wealthiest and richest man ever 'cause he believed in God.
