When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls...
My work always tried to unite the true with the beautiful but when I had to...
The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.