The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it.
You can take Elvis. You can take Marilyn Monroe. Success and fame will not be...
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
