I had ordered long legs but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No I would not win a Miss contest.
When I auditioned for 'Wedding Crashers ' the producers had never seen any of...
In junior high school I was an object of pure ridicule for my dress...
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth but women worst and best as Heaven and Hell.