My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that it's very sad.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
I had never felt so lonely and so sad in my entire life.
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.