In order to be able to give a girlfriend the amount of time she deserves you would need time and I just can't give her that. So rather than being selfish or stupid enough to go into a relationship it's just been easier to be single.
I don't know if my sense of humor goes over Americans' heads.
I feel an intense intimacy with those who have this loathing interest in me....
Laugh and the world laughs with you snore and you sleep alone.
