I've been very well remunerated for my talents over the years so I really don't need the public's money.
I have more love success and security than I could ever dream of.
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
Once I had all the facts in I found I didn't have the immoral courage to pull the caper. So I wrote it as a story. As a teenager I didn't have any skills for writing as such so it came out in 1500 words.