Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the...
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at so they go 'That's funny ' then fall asleep.
