The three most important things a man has are briefly his private parts his money and his religious opinions.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
Everyone comes up to me saying 'Cooee Julie! Hello!' as if I know them. Of course I don't bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think 'Ooh love go easy.' For a time I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny but it passes.
