I remember my mom saying that after you have a baby you get really thin. So you gain all that weight and then you just lose it and keep losing it.
I don't have to do a lot to my eyebrows. My mom always told me not to pluck...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.