I hear my friends and my mom tell me I'm special but honestly I still don't get it.
My father wasn't around when I was a kid and I used to always say 'Why me?...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
And the sad truth is that nobody wants me to write comedy. The Exorcist not only ended that career it expunged all memory of its existence.
