Welcome to Lake Wobegon where all the women are strong all the men are good-looking and all the children are above average.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory like a thunderstorm...
The most positive men are the most credulous.
I'm not on the run from anything and I'm not at all clear about what I'm running towards. But as some great writer put it I want to be certain that when I arrive at death I'm totally exhausted.