Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.
Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a movable body.
At the end of the day you know love does not happen between two perfect...
As a standup I try to change the world. As an entertainer I try to entertain. And as a lesbian I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.