Bob Hope like Mark Twain had a sense of humor that was uniquely American and like Twain we'll likely not see another like him.
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
I'm not good at future planning. I don't plan at all. I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow. I don't have a day planner and I don't have a diary. I completely live in the now not in the past not in the future.
