The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
I write when I'm inspired and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
I've always felt that what I have going for me is not my imagination because everyone has an imagination. What I have is a relentlessly controlled imagination. What looks like wild invention is actually quite carefully calculated.