Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
The way to work with a bully is to take the ball and go home. First time every time. When there's no ball there's no game. Bullies hate that. So they'll either behave so they can play with you or they'll go bully someone else.