If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero he can say he doesn't like pie...
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
One thing about being famous is the people around you you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up the check.
