I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
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Beauty like ice our footing does betray Who can tread sure on the smooth slippery way: Pleased with the surface we glide swiftly on And see the dangers that we cannot shun.
