At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people I've found don't get very far.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
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We travellers are in very hard circumstances. If we say nothing but what has been said before us we are dull and have observed nothing. If we tell anything new we are laughed at as fabulous and romantic.