A Conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling 'Stop!'
Truth is a demure lady much too ladylike to knock you on your head and drag...
If I had been elected president in 1948 history would be vastly different. I...
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.
