A woman tells her doctor 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says 'It's old age.' The woman says 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
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I'm really lucky that my record companies have been patient with me and leave me alone and give me the time to make it right in my mind.