It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence but sets off...
I've always been into guitars... we want to put keyboards on but keyboard players don't look cool onstage they just keep their heads down. There has never been a cool keyboard player apart from Elton John.