For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
To avoid ignorance and bullying I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.
