If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth inventor of television we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
I feel fortunate I have this amazing relationship with so many people in America because I was in their homes at a very private time of day. They probably might have still had their robe on and their slippers and haven't made the beds.