I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
Poetry is the language we speak in the most terrifying or ecstatic passages of our lives. But the very word poetry scares people. They think of their grade school teachers reciting 'Hiawatha' and they groan.
