The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
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In Holland they have come to precisely the same conclusion. There they have...
I try to greet my friends with a drink in my hand a warm smile on my face and great music in the background because that's what gets a dinner party off to a fun start.