Well my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of...
So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a...
A woman tells her doctor 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says 'It's old...
You never know what's going to happen. My mother was an English teacher. If someone had told her that I was going to write a book she would never have believed that. So you can never say never.